Cafe Kong Kwotes 1

Okay, here's a brand new segment for no particular reason, the Café Kwotes! Here we will post some funny quotes said by our dedicated Caféers in parody to popular games on Kongregate. I'm sure many of you may be able to empathise with these quotes.

Our first quote (or kwote) is by Jonno_Gradian, on the subject of Papa's Pizzeria:
Jonno_Gradian: Hello my good sir, now I'd like a pizza
Jonno_Gradian: with two slices of pepperoni in
Jonno_Gradian: thhhhhhhhhat corner there
Jonno_Gradian: also, i'd like it cooked for 30 seconds

Hope you smiled, tell me if this segment is worth continuing, too.
~Ven.

Shall we call them waiters?

Weeeellll, it looks like we have two more mods in the lovely Café! Maybe more, but only two I've seen so far.

Anyway, a hearty congratulations to McCoyEVP and to Denvish for getting that elusive M badge that they deserve.

We certainly have a nice mod population now! Enjoy yourself, Caféers!

~Ven

Hello, diners.

Well, I'm not quite sure what to say. I'll start by thanking Val for her kind words and trust, albeit far too late. Thank you, Val. I'll do my best. And to those of you who miss Val, don't worry; I'll make sure she keeps her promise and visits us often. ;)

Anyway, I know quite a few of you Café-ers and I hope to meet you all in the not-too-distant future. Together we can make the greatest room Kongregate has ever known, and we've already started!

Although several of our resident mods have left, due to being granted their own room (GenX and Butterfly623; make sure to visit them, too, in Difference Engine and The Garden), we're lucky enough to have another new mod, fresh off the printing press. So make sure you all congratulate Kyru (he may be quiet, but if you bombard him with hugs I'm sure he'll respond).
But The Café won't need too much moderation; after all, we are brilliant.

So, any ideas for the blog, please comment and hopefully I'll be meeting you all soon ^^

~Ven.