A Rick Roll, a Kwote and a Comp

==A Rick Roll==
A great big congratulations to MikeChilds, the Cafe's latest new mod addition. And also our famed and annoying rick roller ;)

Everyone do your best to rick roll this guy and unseat him as master rick roller. :D

==A Kwote==
After mild observation of Talesworth Arena: Death Watch, doctormarmalade found the attacks a little strange.

doctormarmalade: Ven, After playing all those console games with brilliant stories and no odd things ingame, It is a tad bit odd to find myself fighting a drunk man with a flamethrower whilst he attacks me with vomit.


==A Competition==
I will be posting the results of the competition over time, so as to not flood you with too much Fantastic Contraption. The winner of the first division will be announced on the weekend when I have time to look at them all (seriously you guys, you got really into this! :D)

~Ven

Cafe Kong Kwotes

Been a while ^^

Dustar: As long as your proud to be a slob, it's all good. ;p
Jonno_Gradian: I'm not a slob, im a high school stu--
Jonno_Gradian: waaaiiit

Xidphel: PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!!
Xidphel: ...
Xidphel: Tomorow.

~Ven

Cafe Kong Kwotes.

Today, a particularly lengthy conversation granted to us by Jonno_Gradian after a certain user tried to blame all his trollish-ness on his little brother. For confidentiality, his name has been removed from the text and replaced with 'Dude'. Heh. Enjoy.


Dude: Please that is my brother!!! T_T hiks
Venzael: Enough of the brother story...
Dude: Not me!!!! if you cant trust me, lets go to the cort
MikeChilds: Judge Ven will preside
MikeChilds: all rise
Dude: JONNO!!! what did you mean of "P"???
Venzael: Order! Order!!
Hiccups125: I call the jury!
Dude: hahahahaha
MikeChilds: Jonno and I are the commentators
Jonno_Gradian: It's a beatiful day for trials today, don't you think so Mike?
MikeChilds: I do indeed
MikeChilds: I know what the audience are expecting today: a public ban sticker
Jonno_Gradian: oh yes, Speaking of the public
Dude: dadadadadadadadadadadada
Jonno_Gradian: Tonight we have the public versus Dude
Dude: hey!!!!!!
MikeChilds: a strong first arguement from Dude there
Venzael: I found his lack of persuasive language, disappointing, Mike.
Jonno_Gradian: as you can see, the public destroy in numbers, but Dude has his little brother
Dude: N
Venzael: Of course, the opening statement is the strongest.
Jonno_Gradian: it's gonna be a close one, lets watch...
MikeChilds: how can you argue with "dadadadadadadadadadadada"?
Venzael: Well, his underuse of the other 24 letters let him down, I felt, Mike.
Hiccups125: I, the jury find the defendant...
Jonno_Gradian: And here come's the verdict...
MikeChilds: *drumroll*
MikeChilds: dun dun duuuun
Hiccups125: Guilty!
MikeChilds: and an unsurprising result, he has been found guilty
MikeChilds: your thoughts Jonno?
Jonno_Gradian: It was an ambush from the start Mike
Dude: CASH ME
Jonno_Gradian: almost as obvious as a Troll's vocabulary
MikeChilds: but what a great ambush to watch
Dude: Please Give your cash!
MikeChilds: this has been CK Court and I've been Mike
Dude: This is a robery
Jonno_Gradian: And I've been Jonno
Jonno_Gradian: Goodnight!
MikeChilds: Good night

Cafe Kong Kwotes

Okay, so it's been ages since an update and I have nothing to babble about. Hope you've all been well. So, here's a few random quotes on the topic of absolutely nothing. One of them was commented in the first Kwote, thanks, Doc :)

MikeChilds:I am not even sure that I have picturs of me for the photo topic...
Doctormarmalade: Put your face on a scanner. Might just work.
MikeChilds:...
MikeChilds: MY EYES!
Doctormarmalade: or give you cancer. Lots of cancer.
loki420: Yum.

MikeChilds: A Hard badge that's Hard? Incredible.

Cafe Kong Kwotes 2

Thought I might as well through this one out, I'm sure many of you can relate to this.

Hoodlum4hire, on the topic of Drone Wars, this weeks card challenge:

Hoodlum4hire: I love my repair drone. "Well, I could sit here and repair that big hulking drone defending me ooooorrrr.....I could... leg it!


~Ven

Cafe Kong Kwotes 1

Okay, here's a brand new segment for no particular reason, the Café Kwotes! Here we will post some funny quotes said by our dedicated Caféers in parody to popular games on Kongregate. I'm sure many of you may be able to empathise with these quotes.

Our first quote (or kwote) is by Jonno_Gradian, on the subject of Papa's Pizzeria:
Jonno_Gradian: Hello my good sir, now I'd like a pizza
Jonno_Gradian: with two slices of pepperoni in
Jonno_Gradian: thhhhhhhhhat corner there
Jonno_Gradian: also, i'd like it cooked for 30 seconds

Hope you smiled, tell me if this segment is worth continuing, too.
~Ven.