A Rick Roll, a Kwote and a Comp

==A Rick Roll==
A great big congratulations to MikeChilds, the Cafe's latest new mod addition. And also our famed and annoying rick roller ;)

Everyone do your best to rick roll this guy and unseat him as master rick roller. :D

==A Kwote==
After mild observation of Talesworth Arena: Death Watch, doctormarmalade found the attacks a little strange.

doctormarmalade: Ven, After playing all those console games with brilliant stories and no odd things ingame, It is a tad bit odd to find myself fighting a drunk man with a flamethrower whilst he attacks me with vomit.


==A Competition==
I will be posting the results of the competition over time, so as to not flood you with too much Fantastic Contraption. The winner of the first division will be announced on the weekend when I have time to look at them all (seriously you guys, you got really into this! :D)

~Ven

Cafe Kong Competition: Fantastic Contraption

Just for fun, I've decided to open another competition, this time for Fantastic Contraption. I just made this up on the spot, so we'll see how it goes.

This is all to do with the level "The Wall". To enter, all you have to do is somehow give me the link to your contraption. If you win, you get brownie points. And so forth. The challenges are as follows:

1. Completed with the least number of pieces - In the event of a tie, person who submitted their contraption first wins
2. Completed without knocking over any block of the wall (By Vote) - You may not use a catapult to propel the goal object over the wall; c'mon, make it interesting :D
3. Most interesting design. (By Vote) - It must complete the level

To save your contraption, click the save button and give me the link via comments on this blog or via whisper on my profile if you wish for your design to remain secret.
Note:
-You may enter each challenge twice.
-Please tell me which challenge your contraption is designed for.

After a week (2nd-9th of October) I will put all contraptions on the blog and you get to vote on your favs for the 2nd and 3rd challenges to determine the winners.

Cafe Kong Comp Alpha Results!

Well, the results are in!
A huge thanks to everyone who voted and an even bigger thanks to those who submitted images; it was extremely close. In the end, a tie was needed to be broken and the winner is:

War_Wrecker with his "Win"ning picture:


And runner-up TheCrom for Hammertime!


Congratulations to both of you; you now have some bragging rights!
I've got an idea towards a prize, but it may take a while to come into effect. For now, War gets 2 points and Crom gets 1 point towards the prizes (whatever they end up being)

~Ven

Cafe Kong Kwotes

I missed this one yet it was supplied by Fabricant. He has made a brilliant motivational poster

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/2122/jokefailrv5.png

Enjoy =D

Mike

Cafe Kong Comp Alpha: To the public

Okay, so it's been two weeks since the deadline. Yes, I'm lazy. Deal with it :P
Although I think one came in after the deadline. Does that make it a zombieline? Eh, anyway.
Here are the entries. The winner will be decided by popular vote. Click to enlarge the images.

You may vote for two of the images. Whisper me on my profile to place a First Preference and a Second Preference. The First Pref will receive two points and the Second Pref will receive one. You cannot vote for the same image twice :P
The image with the most votes will win. In the event of a tie, I'll get someone else to pick between the tied images.

Voting closes on the 22nd of July

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