Friday, July 25, 2008

The epic pwning of DeFeo222

It was a boring day at the Cafe. Fabricant and MikeChilds were bored. DeFeo2222 had arrived. Thinking that he would be an awesome Mod, he asked a Mod in the room to recommend him. The Mod said "no". Confused, DeFeo2222 began to explain why he would be such a good Mod for the room. Unimpressed, the Mod reminded him that asking to become a Mod will result in a "no".

MikeChilds, witnessing the incidence, thought of an evil plan. "I shall Rick-Roll this poor soul" he thought as he typed away to DeFeo. "Hey" said Mike. "I heard you wanted to become a Mod. I know the secret to become a Mod". Happy with the news, DeFeo replied "yes wat". "www.bringvictory.com - it's a guide by a former mod who lets you know all the secrets" said Mike as he grinned to himself. A few short moments passed. DeFeo had watched the video. "MIKECHILDS" he screamed in anger. MikeChilds laughed. "You have to watch the video. When you do, a button appears. When you click on it, it takes you to the site". Many Rick-Rolls later, DeFeo still did not understand. He tried everything MikeChilds told him to do. Watch the video. Look at more Rick Roll videos and find a "secret button". Watch them again. It was brilliant

Angered by this, DeFeo threatened Mike to tell him the secret. He even made an alt account called IWORK. On this account, he claimed to be a secret Mod and demanded Mike to tell him to the secret. Mike did not want to tell the "secret". He threatened bans, but Mike would not break. The joke has been going on for 15 minutes now. DeFeo was determined to get this "secret" so he challenged Mike to a race in Platform Racing 2. It was an epic battle full of fail. As planned, Mike lost at the end. Mike had to tell DeFeo the "secret". Mike sighed. "The secret is..." whispered Mike. "what" said DeFeo.

"Everybody laugh at DeFeo2222" delcared Mike to the Cafe. Unfortunately, they did not laugh. "A DEAL IS A DEAL ISNT" yelled DeFeo, who was soon told to turn caps off. Fabricant then acted as if he did not know what was going on. DeFeo begged Fabricant to ban MikeChilds. "Why?" asked Fabricant. DeFeo began to explain that MikeChilds knew a site that turned people into Mods. He provided the link. "This is very serious..." said Fabricant. The room went silent. "SERIOUS BUSINESS! The Internet is not a truck! It's a series of tubes!" yelled Fabricant. DeFeo was confused. "ban mikechilds" he said. Some members of the Cafe were laughing at poor DeFeo's guillibility. Others were confused. MikeChilds began to tell the story. Every Cafe Kong members began to laugh with the exception of a few who think Rick Rolling is stupid. DeFeo left the room. The humiliation was too much to handle.

Around 8 hours after the joke, DeFeo came into Feed The Ducks. He called the Mods and told them to ban MikeChilds. When asked why, he told them about the apparent site that turns people into Mods. People laughed, but it was serious business still. If you see DeFeo still talking about this site that turns people into Mods, please take a screenshot and post it in the comments.

This has been a long story created by Fabricant. Thank you for reading and no thank you if you TL;DR'd it.

17 comments :

  1. aislin_2706 said...

    Ok, so um... Mike is my hero now.

  2. Valkyrie said...

    Oh my God! I laughed so hard that my contacts fell out and my cat ran away from me in fright!

  3. Anonymous said...

    Wow. If i wasn't here for most of these stories I would wonder if this really happened. Keep up the good work Mike!

    -Hiccups125

  4. Anonymous said...

    Very nice mike, congrats on an epic Rick Roll

  5. Stefan said...

    Mike is too good at Rick Rolling... he's even RR'd himself at least once that I know of...

  6. Doc said...

    Through the humiliation, confusion, and 80's music vidoes, I kept a clear head and saw mike's brilliant charades. Good show.
    -Doc

  7. Anonymous said...

    I am quite proud to have witnessed most of this event, not to mention using "defeo" as a new adjective for "pwned" and similiar words :P

    -bdog2509

  8. Anonymous said...

    lol!!!!

    -Jinchuuriki

  9. Alcibiades said...

    How did I not know about this? You all are my heroes - - the wind beneath my wings.

  10. amaryn anesthetic said...

    oh, the amazingness that is the complete failure of DeFeo. his mother must be proud.

    it makes me happy to know that so many different rooms have banned together to pwn DeFeo. i think i'm going to cry some tears of joy. *sniff* :')

  11. MikeChilds said...

    *Bows*

    Thank you all.

    Alci and amaryn, which room did he he venture into with this site now? I'm loving the fact he's STILL going on about this. He even posted in greg's comments :D

  12. Jinchuuriki said...

    Mike you are really to good! i saw him go into HoO when i left Cafe Kong for the first time in my kongregate history, and btw thanks for telling me the Cafe Kong blogger thing Mike :D

  13. amaryn anesthetic said...

    Mike--- DeFeo likes to hang around the Bleachers sometimes. the thing is, we all gang up on him, but he keeps coming back. Alci and i are part of the huge amount of Bleachers regulars who aid in his pwnage when he appears in the room. xD

  14. lorcan.im.msn said...

    Ooh,that's something to know.
    If I see him,EVER,I will give him the www.winterrowd.com link.
    It's a load of those screamery things...IN TEH FORM OF GAEMS!
    It has been banned from me.


    -Hidden.

  15. Anonymous said...

    That is epic man. That is freaking amazing



    -DragonFlame997

  16. The Candyman said...

    *applauds*

  17. Lhjnhnas said...

    Well, he came into the Chill Lounge quite recently. We pwn'd him, still going on about this. Our resident orc repeatidly did the same thing as Mike, but said it was a video to have Mike banned. Class